While there's a strong romance tradition in comics, it's a perverted kind of romance. And since everything I know, I learned from comic books, well, it has made me ill-prepared for the pressures of dating, wooing and relationshipping. After all, comics aren't really about love so much as they are about...
Gun fetishism
Manipulating and dominating women
Doing it in front of the kids
Teen sex
And the inevitable consequences
Spanking
Close-to-the-crotch action
Ménage à trois
Orgies
Swinging
And in extreme cases, incest
And even necrophiliaGood God, now I know why I'm single.
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