A Bucketful of Memes

A bunch of bloggers started memes this week, so I'm combining the lot of them to create a little story (very little, in fact).

So to start things off, we have Kirby's self-portrait from Ye Olde Comics Blogge:
Which leads into the new one from Random Panels:
And finally, a tid-bit from The Zombie Mallet:
It's not exactly a three-act play, but there ya go. At least I participated. Can you say the same?