

1-Himself: This is a no-brainer.
2-Iron Man: You want to the biggest gun on the west coast, and that's ol' shellhead. Little did Hawkeye know Tony was finding himself at the bottom of a bottle and would have to settle for the Rhodey model, which meant the Christmas armor in the monthly series.
3-Wonder Man: Guy lives in Hollywood and never got himself a fashion consultant, but he's pretty powerful.
4-Mockingbird: How could you ever face your wife after not picking her?
5-Tigra: Meow!
Ok, but classic Avengers teams are supposed to be six. Who's the 6th member of the WCA? Well, Hawkeye would spend the rest of the mini-series trying to answer that, and unsuccessfully at that! It would take a relatively long time even in the monthly series to get a 6th member. If his short list is on the cover, who would have been good?
6-Doc Samson: Enough super-strong characters already, and the quota was reached on that hairdo already.
7-Venus?: I'm not sure who that girl is, but Mockingbird obviously put her foot down. Hairdo quota and all that.
8-Cyclops: You're kidding, right? Filthy mutie wouldn't have left the X-Men.
9-Quicksilver: Another mutant, but having the virtue of having been an Avenger before, and one on Hawkeye's team. In other words, Clint knows quite well that he's a jackass and wouldn't have picked him.
10-Red Wolf: Really? Red Wolf?
11-Black Widow: At least Red Wolf is an American.
12-Namor: Isn't Namor usually based in the Atlantic Ocean? That would have been a long commute, even with the Panama Canal.
13-Hercules: Would have been great, but he was assigned to the East Coast team at the time and largely the reason I was reading that title. Cap wasn't having any trades.
14-Ant-Man: The team did wind up taking in Hank Pym, but this is the Scott Lang version. 'nuff said.
15-Puck: It's bad enough the Southern States are stealing hockey teams from Canada without sending one of our few Canadian heroes to sunny California.
16-Shroud: The mini teases us with the possibility of taking in this Daredevil wannabe, shadow-casting, fake mafia dude. I'll always wonder why it didn't work out.
So really, that only leaves...
17-Rom, Greatest of the Spaceknights: The West Coast Avengers roasting some Dire Wraith tail from Tijuana to Vancouver would have made some great comics. Admit it. A friend for Iron Man, a confidant for Tigra, jealous of Hawkeye and Mockingbird's love. Totally ignoring Wonder Man. The subplot write themselves. Of course, Rom is too big for a single team. He would have outgrown the WCA in about a minute and a half. So it's probably for the best.
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