Cat of the Geek #21: Hello, Kitty

Name: Hello, Kitty
Stomping Grounds: First a cute purse, then ZE VORLD!!!!
Side: Evil
Breed: Monster
Cat Powers: Cuteness Factor off the scale. Worth 1 billion $ in licensing fees each year. Awared the exclusive title, UNICEF Special Friend of Children (do not be fooled, kids!).
Skills: Eat 0, Sleep 0, Mischief 9, Wit 2, Market Penetration 20 bazillion!
Cat Weaknesses: Has an (even more) evil twin. Hello Kitty armbands(TM) used to shame Thai police officers who have earned demerits.
Some of Hello, Kitty's Greatest Crimes:
And an upcoming MMORPG...