Type: Transformation

Top 10 Things Superman Liked About Being Darkseid's Son
10. Likes to go out into the yard and shoot red beams at cans with the old man.
9. Apokalips' Female Fury clubs open 24/7.
8. Granny Goodness comes over every Saturday to make pancakes.
7. How Darkseid treats sons who are NOT disappointments.
6. Playing out his favorite Wrath of Khan moment after his head cleared:

4. The Kirbyness of it all.
3. Being forced to bang yet another New God (Amazing Grace - Byrne had a thing for making Superman do that) isn't so bad.
2. Allowed to boss DeSaad around.
And the #1 thing Superman liked about being Darkseid's son...
1. Rocking the armor!
Orion is still jealous.
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