Task Force X Pie Files

This week, WikiLeaks declassifies the pie throwing scandal that hit Task Force X - AKA the Suicide Squad - in the late 80s. They said it was suicide, they never said you could get pied.

Target 1: Amanda WallerProfile: Head of Task Force X
Target value: 500 - the maximum
Accusations: The Wall immediately accuses Captain Boomerang because 1) he's a good thrower, 2) he's probably looking to get revenge for the Loa con she pulled on him recently, and 3) she hates his guts. He immediately gets pied (see below), deflecting guilt to another (unknown) party. If the "Mad Pieman" is a member of the mission team (and pies are only thrown when the team is at Belle Reve), we should look at who is currently in the team. That would be Captain Boomerang, Rick Flag (soon to go over the edge), Deadshot (also soon to go over the edge, though another guy with perfect aim), Nemesis, Vixen, Bronze Tiger, Shade the Changing Man, Nightshade, Duchess, and Black Orchid. It is still possible another Belle Reve inmate couldn't be responsible, someone who is soon to join like Punch, Jewelee, Dr. Light or Count Vertigo (the clownish Punch perhaps the most likely of those suspects). [Suicide Squad #21]

Target 2: Captain Boomerang
Profile: Member of Flash's Rogues Gallery
Target value: 10 or 125 (if he pied himself)
Accusations: Though this pie throw seems to prove his innocence, one should not forget that Boomer's gimmick is the boomerang. In other words, he's capable of throwing a pie that can return to hit him in the face. Note also that victims never catch sight of the Mad Pieman, suggesting a curve to his throws. [Suicide Squad #21]

Target 3: Nemesis
Profile: Man of mystery
Target value: 325
Accusations: Thrown under cover of the gene bomb explosion. One might infer that the thrower is not a metahuman or latent metahuman. [Suicide Squad #23]

Target 4: Vixen
Profile: Former Justice League member
Target value: 300
Accusations: She leans into the Bronze Tiger for a kiss, he feels a pie coming and ducks. The Mad Pieman obviously tried to ruin a moment and perhaps hit two birds with one stone. This may indicate that he is loveless and so, jealous. [Suicide Squad #26]

Target 5: Bronze Tiger
Profile: Martial arts master
Target value: 350
Accusations: While Bronze Tiger is laughing his ass off, he is hit by a second pie. The Mad Pieman has more than one at the ready despite his initial plan. This may indicate that he knows the Tiger's abilities and instincts quite well. At this point, a pattern starts to develop: Only heroes (or at least, non-criminals) get pied, which may mean the guilty party is a criminal. [Suicide Squad #26]

Target 6: Lois Lane
Profile: Superman supporting cast member
Target value: 400 (worth extra because unlikely to be at Belle Reve)
Accusations: Lois gets pied while trying to expose Task Force X. Of note is how head on Lois' pie arrives, again speaking to the curveball nature of these pie throws. [Suicide Squad #30]

Target 7: Jewelee
Profile: Obscure Charlton villain
Target value: 150
Accusations: Based on Punch & Jewelee's relationship, it's unlikely he would prank his lady love like that. However, Captain Boomerang makes her believe just that. True, or just deflecting attention from himself? Note that this is the first time a criminal other than Boomer is pied, and Boomer still profits from it. [Suicide Squad #31]

Target 8: Dr. Light
Profile: Lame Atom/Teen Titans villain
Target value: 0 (see below)
Accusations: It is quite clear that Light has pied himself to somehow feel "included". No one believes his deception. [Suicide Squad #31]

Target 9: Dr. Light (for real)
Profile: Lame Atom/Teen Titans villain
Target value: 50
Accusations: Light is pied for real and with no witnesses. The joke is that he still doesn't get the attention he craves. There's a high probability that the Mad Pieman was present at his first (false) pieing. This incriminates Major Victory, Duchess, Ravan, Punch, Jewelee (self-pieing) and of course, Boomer. [Suicide Squad #31]

Target 10: Major Victory
Profile: Marginal patriotic hero
Target value: 200
Accusations: It was only a matter of time before the blow-hard hero was going to get a pieful. By this point, other Belle Reve denizens consider this business as usual. [Suicide Squad #37]

And the Mad Pieman was...
No, not Punch! As Murph correctly guesses, it's a frame-up. Punch's contention that custard is not his style aside, there's the fact (confirmed here) that Punch wasn't part of the team when the first pies were thrown. When everyone who was either absent from Belle Reve, or present in the room was removed from the list of suspects, NO ONE was left. From the accusatory information above, signs still pointed to Captain Boomerang. Security cameras catch him putting pies in Punch's locker. DEAD TO RIGHTS [Suicide Squad #37]

Supplementary Target 1: Amanda Waller
Profile: Head of Task Force X
Target value: 500
Accusations: Even after Captain Boomerang was left on a desert island as punishment, the pie throwing continued, albeit only for a short time. No mystery to the reader, Murph is seen with a pie, claiming to hold up the tradition. [Suicide Squad #37]

Supplementary Target 2: The reader
Profile: Fourth wall observer
Target value: 250
Accusations: NO ONE IS SAFE! [Suicide Squad #37]

The Suicide Squad... where death is not the worst possible fate. Happy April First's!