Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Cat of the Geek #98: Peanutbutter

Name: Peanutbutter
Stomping Grounds: James Kochalka's Peanutbutter & Jeremy's Best Book Ever!
Side: Good
Breed: American shorthair
Cat Powers: Office work such as filing, answering phones and wearing ties. Making me smile.
Skills: Eat 4, Sleep 6, Mischief 7, Wit 5, Filing 5 (according to human standards, -7)
Cat Weaknesses: Just not very good at office work. That darned crow Jeremy.

Reign of the Supermen #98: Ambush Bug

Source: Ambush Bug #1 (1985)
Type: Wannabe AnalogAmbush Bug will never be a Superman analog, but it's not for a lack of trying...

The Early Years:
Has the keys to the Fortress of Solitude:
Has his own Bizarro:
Has his own slew of Reign-able versions:
They share the same politics:
And yet... nope. Not an analog. Sorry Buggy!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Task Force X Retirement Files 001-003

Through the Freedom of Information Act, Siskoid's Blog of Geekery has gotten its hands on formerly top secret info on the project code-named Suicide Squad that offered full pardons to so-called "supervillains" in exchange for participation in dangerous black ops missions for the U.S. government. While Task Force X had some more permanent members made up of "heroes" to keep the villains in line and villains with personal reasons for staying, it made ample use of whoever was jailed at the time, retiring them at mission's end one way or another. These are those retirement files.

Subject: Blockbuster IProfile: Lame Batman villain
Powers: Super-strength balanced by low intellect
Mission: To stop Brimstone, a giant flaming envoy from Apokolips.
Chance of survival going in: Fair. Enchantress seemed the most obscure member of the team at the time (a member of the Forgotten Villains) and was pegged to bite it. Because this was the first appearance of this iteration of the Squad, it was hard to gauge who would.
Retirement: DECEASED. Brimstone squeezes him hard. (Legends #5)
Final report: Blockbuster has since been replaced by his brother. After Neron's interference, Blockbuster II also gained near genius intellect forcing him to compete for the "monster voiced by Frasier" niche currently dominated by the Ultra-Humanite.

Subject: Plastique
Profile: Hot Firestorm villain
Powers: Pyrotechnics
Mission: Infiltrate the Jihad's base, code-name Jotunheim, and eliminate all members of the superhuman terrorist team. Specifically, destroy the lab where new Jihad members are created.
Chances of survival going in: High. Though Firestorm villains assigned to Task Force X had a tendency to die (see next Subject), Plastique was always one of the more appealing members of the Nuclear Man's rogues gallery.
Retirement: JAILED. Plastique betrayed the Squad - perhaps unavoidable that a FLQ member would try to join an international pan-ideological terrorist group - but was apprehended by Nemesis. (Suicide Squad #2)
Final report: Dr. Moon altered Plastique's memory so she would forget about the Suicide Squad and after escaping prison would go on to become an important part of Captain Atom's rogues. She would eventually land back in jail and be used by the Squad again.

Subject: Mindboggler
Profile: Lame Firestorm villain
Powers: Illusion-casting
Mission: Infiltrate the Jihad's base, code-name Jotunheim, and eliminate all members of the superhuman terrorist team. Specifically, keep terrorist troops occupied once the fighting starts.
Chances of survival going in: Low. John Ostrander was writing both Suicide Squad and Firestorm, so seemed to have carte blanche when it came to offing that character's rogues gallery. Given her costume's design and generic powers, she was dead the minute she showed her punk hairdo in the briefing room.
Retirement: DECEASED. Shot in the back by Jihad leader Rustam as petty team member Captain Boomerang just watched and smirked. (Suicide Squad #2)
Final report: Mindboggler returned as Ifrit, the Jihad's replacement for Djinn and was captured by Task Force X in an attempt to use her as an asset.

Still collating files (so many boxes!), but there'll be more. In the meantime, you can always get more Suicide Squad from the Task Force X blog.

Reign of the Supermen #97: Superbman

Source: What The--!? #2 (1988) and #7 (1990)
Type: PasticheA couple years after he started on Superman, John Byrne returned to Marvel and the Fantastic(al) Four to byrne burn himself in a Mad Magazine manner as Superbman, AKA Park Bench, was manipulated into entering a Marble Comic by Dr. Bloom so that he would (naturally) be forced to fight other heroes.

Monday, January 24, 2011

...of the Daleks

Being an attempt to fully catalog the official and officially licensed Doctor Who stories that feature the word Dalek.

TV Series
The Daleks
The Dalek Invasion of Earth
The Daleks' Masterplan
The Power of the Daleks
The Evil of the Daleks
Day of the Daleks
Planet of the Daleks
Death to the Daleks
Genesis of the Daleks
Destiny of the Daleks
Resurrection of the Daleks
Revelation of the Daleks
Remembrance of the Daleks
Dalek
Daleks in Manhattan (why not The Daleks Take Manhattan? Just another disappointment regarding this two parter)
Evolution of the Daleks
Victory of the Daleks

Films
Doctor Who and the Daleks
Daleks' Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.
(Both are remakes of the first two Dalek stories, with very close titles.)

Stage Plays
The Curse of the Daleks
Doctor Who and the Daleks in the Seven Keys to Doomsday

Video Games
Dalek Attack
City of the Daleks

Novels
War of the Daleks
Legacy of the Daleks
Prisoner of the Daleks
(You'd think there would be more of them, but Virgin couldn't use them, so that's a big chunk gone.)

Short Stories and Novellas
The Dalek Factor
We are the Daleks!
I am a Dalek

Audios
Fear of the Daleks
Renaissance of the Daleks
Plague of the Daleks
Brotherhood of the Daleks
Return of the Daleks
Enemy of the Daleks
The Time of the Daleks
Blood of the Daleks
Death and the Daleks
Dalek Empire (I, II, III and IV; I has a chapter entitled Invasion of the Daleks; II is subtitled Dalek War)
The Dalek Conquests

Comics
Attack of the Daleks
The Planet of the Daleks
Return of the Daleks (a popular title, it seems)
The Dalek Revenge
Abslom Daak... Dalek Killer
Nemesis of the Daleks
Emperor of the Daleks!
The Dalek Project (not released)
The Only Good Dalek
Extermination of the Daleks

So that's what's taken. What's left? Obviously, the Daleks have appeared many more times without showing their plungers in the title. We could in fact have fun re-titling some of their New Who appearances... For The Parting of the Ways, how about Secret of the Daleks. For Doomsday, Cult of the Daleks (I also like Trash Talking of the Daleks). And for Journey's End, Nihilism of the Daleks (ooh, pretentious!). But probably you can do better in the comments section.

Reign of the Supermen #96: Aqua-Superman

Source: Action Comics #314 (1964)
Type: Alternate timelineAmalgamondays continue with that same story in which Jor-El checks on what baby Kal-El's life would be like if he sent the rocket to other planets via magic science computer. It's all about becoming different Justice Leaguers, apparently. There is no such thing as coincidence in the Silver Age...

This week: Becoming Aquaman
Landing site: Valair, an ocean planet
Adoptive parents: A nice couple from an underwater city.
A new life: Kal-El can live underwater without problems and even develops the merfolk's telepathy (I'm gonna go for a No-Prize here and say it's because they unlocked that part of his brain with their mind powers) which can be used to control sea life, like his pet whale Gorro. He uses his telepathic and Kryptonian powers to help people in various ways, but he's also got a side-project: Building an underwater mountain so he has a place to sit above the waves to look at the sun and breathe in the fresh air. Jor-El realizes that his son is a child of the open air and would never be satisfied there.
Final score: B+

If Earth is an A, then Valair is at least a B+. There doesn't even seem to be any crime there. (As we've learned from Silver Age Aquaman comics, crime is a surface world invention.)

Sunday, January 23, 2011

This Week in Geek (17-23/01/11)

"Accomplishments"

DVDs: With Syriana, writer/director Stephen Gaghan tried to do for Big Oil what his script for Traffic did for drugs, i.e. use multiple story strands to tell a Big Picture story. It's not quite as successful as that earlier film though. The best strand by far is the Matt Damon/Alexander Siddig story about the son of an Emir who wants to do the right thing for his region, if the world will only let him. George Clooney's washed-out CIA operative holds our interest, but the film takes too long to make all the pieces fit, and the strand about corporate malfeasance, while it has some good lines, feels way too technical. This film needs the audience to focus, which isn't a bad thing, but I fear the picture being painted is too complex and often plays as a documentary before they put the voice-over on it. The DVD includes some deleted scenes, and a relatively short making of with good interviews with both cast and crew.

The Diggle/Jock version of The Losers failed to capture my imagination, so I didn't read beyond the first trade, but I AM a big fan of the Kirby original (I would go see THAT movie in a heartbeat). The "new" Losers movie was... a fun entertainment! Though it didn't feature Captain Storm, etc., it still felt like a Losers story, with each victory actually turning into a defeat. I see the Internet thought it was an A-Team rip-off, but I've never really been an A-Team kind of guy, so that comparison is lost on me. The Losers has some fun action, stylish "Hong Kong" style tricks, and perhaps most importantly, strong acting from the cast (many of which are becoming veterans of genre films). If there's a weak spot, it's the over-the-top villain. In movies like this, participants sometimes go too far to make the villain irredeemably evil, to the point of cartoonishness. This is such a time. The DVD has only one featurette, on how Zoë Saldana did on a "boy's picture". Slim, but pleasant, like the movie.

Staying on an action vibe, I watched Robert Rodriguez' Machete. The fake trailer for this thing was heralded as the best thing about the Grindhouse project, and Rodriguez was happy to oblige us and his man-crush Danny Trejo with a full-length picture in the Grindhouse style. Now here's a film where over-the-top is required, and we get it in spades. Ridiculously violent and filled with exploitation flick clichés (it's a Mexican Shaft, really), Machete still manages to be inventive, crazy and a whole lot of fun. And if you need some convincing, here's a list of a few actors in this thing: Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan and Don Johnson. I'm sure there's someone you'd like to see in that hodgepodge. The DVD has little in the way of extras: Interesting deleted scenes mostly featuring Jessica Alba's twin cut from the final picture, and an audience reaction track, which I skipped because if I'd wanted to see movies with loud crowds, I'd go see them in a theater... in New York or something.

Challenge of the Masters (1976) features Gordon Liu as Wong Fei-Hung only in name (and musical cues). What he actually plays is a young man who learns Kung Fu from a master in order to avenge his uncle's death. Director Lau Kar Leung plays the villain and in this film refrains from injecting his trademark comedy. One thing Lau Kar Leung always has in his films, however, is a real love of martial arts. His movies are ABOUT martial art traditions and ethics. Liu's character not only learns some awesome staff moves, but also about respect for his fellow man and the evolution of his own spirit, making a fairly bloodless revenge story. There's also a plot about rival schools vying for dominance at a pao competition (sticks are shot into the air and participants must fight to retrieve them), a traditional game I knew nothing about, but that Lau Kar Leung is happy to teach me about. The DVD includes a 2008 interview with Chen Kuan Tai who plays the Master.

I think I've discussed Doctor Who Series 5 enough on this blog (just click the Doctor Who tag below and scroll back), so let's just talk about the DVD boxed set's extras. A third of the episodes has an "in-vision" commentary track, and they're all good enough, though the Moffat ones are obviously of more interest. However, I have to ask: Does anyone like in-vision? I find no redeeming value in seeing people talking while looking at a screen. It's not even always obvious who is speaking, the inset screen sometimes hides a detail they're talking about, and to make matters worse, I can't access proper episode subtitles while in-vision is on. The set also has video diaries, which are a mixed bad. Tennant was such an articulate actor on the subject of Doctor Who, you kind of miss him in these flightier efforts by Smith, Gillan and Darvill. There are outtakes, but taken more from Doctor Who Confidential than the show itself. Speaking of Confidential, each episode of the making of series has been cut down to under 15 minutes, and looks at the show from different angles, from actors to special effects to locations to writers, giving us (as in with past sets) a good cross-section of how the show is made over the course of 13 episodes. A few monsters get their own featurettes, also edited from full Confidentials. The most surprising features are a couple of "Meanwhile in the TARDIS" scenes, new material exclusive to the DVDs that take place in between episodes. It's a cool idea, but the scenes are fluff. Amy gets stuff explained to her, and it has a certain charm, but you could take them or leave them. Overall, the return of commentaries (missing from the last couple releases) is welcome, even in the silly in-vision format, making this the best New Who set in a while.

Audios: Nocturne is a 7th Doctor, Ace and Hex audio from Big Finish that takes the TARDIS to a planet where art is thriving during an intergalactic war. I won't give too much away by saying that art... can be deadly. Dan Abnett writes a good story, making this artist enclave believable, and creating some fairly memorable moments (such as the Doctor's low-tech trap). The principals are well written, especially the younger characters, though the Doctor gets stuck in a "arrest him/how do we know we can trust you?" scenario, which makes you long for the psychic paper. The CD also finds room for interviews with the guest cast, something that's on the next release as well. I like these. Why SHOULDN'T audios have extras?

Renaissance of the Daleks marks a change in the packaging of Doctor Who audios, with a slightly less cut-and-pastey look to the covers, part of the changes instituted (in 2007) by new line producer Nicholas Briggs (which you know as the voice of the Daleks). Are the interviews included as extras also part of his vision? If so, I like what I'm hearing (and no spoilers even for those included at the end of CD 1). Renaissance is a Dalek tale "from a story by" former Doctor Who script editor Chris Bidmead, a credit resulting from his taking his name off the project apparently because he felt the edits changed his story too much. And still, his fingerprints are all over this, including Logopolis-like scientific/mathematical concepts that could just as well have been technobabble for all the audience can understand of it. The story, featuring the 5th Doctor and Nyssa, deals with Daleks dropping out of history and trying to return in a more victorious role. It's not bad, but there are perhaps too many guest-stars boarding the TARDIS and an confusing ending that takes the air out of the various intriguing concepts in the first chapters.

Books: If you watch Castle and would be interested in reading his Nikki Heat novels, there are two on the market right now (ghost-written, of course). I just finished Heat Wave, which would have been written after the first season, and in fact, we see Beckett reading it as a guilty pleasure over the course Season 2. I'm no expert on detective fiction as I can't say I've read very many mysteries since I was a youth and devoured Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys and Agatha Christie, but Heat Wave is very close to what you'd expect Castle novelizations to be like. Except for the names and a few details (and the odd sex scene or PG curse word), this is Castle. Nikki Heat (Kate Beckett) is followed by Rook (Castle), a journalist (novelist) doing research for an article (book). Even the supporting players are there under different names. I won't say it's the most tightly written piece of prose I've ever read, but it does read like something the tv character would write, amusing and easy to follow despite the large cast of suspects. A solid entertainment and a great idea for a tie-in with a tv show. (On a side-note, I'm totally rocking my New Year's resolution to read a book at least every 2 weeks.)

Hyperion to a Satyr posts this week:
II.ii. Brevity - Classics Illustrated
II.ii. Brevity - French Rock Opera