Candy: A young girl's perfect role-model

Hey girls, have you met CANDY? From 1947 to 1956, for 64 issues, she was America's Favorite Teen-Age Girl. And I don't think her MESSAGE has gotten any less relevant since then. Thanks to the fine work done by QUALITY COMICS back in the day, Candy remains a strong role model for today's "YOUNG WOMAN", especially in matters of snagging that "SPECIAL SOMEONE" and becoming his "BALL AND CHAIN".

So how DO you net that fish? Candy cannot stress enough the importance of HINTING.

Don't forget to make him JEALOUS.

Even if you have to SKANK IT UP.

VARIETY is the spice of life.

But don't be afraid to indulge in the DOUBLE STANDARD.

Get rid of the COMPETITION.

If the competition shows up, do WHAT YOU MUST.

Remember girls, NO means NO.

And if you catch your SPECIAL MAN in a compromising POSITION, don't make a big FUSS. You don't want to ROCK THE BOAT and lose that FISH for good!

And so Candy SIGNS OFF with a special BONUS MESSAGE OF WISDOM about something she DEEPLY cares about: SUPPORTING her fellow WOMAN.

TRULY, words to live by.