Blue Beetle of Two Worlds

The final Crisis is coming... FINAL, you hear that? But in the meantime, the Umpteenth Crisis rages on at the Blog of Geekery (AKA Multiverse-Prime/apple/alpha-1). This week, the Blue Beetle of Earth-4 fights for his very existence against the Blue Beetle of Earth-..., uhm, Earth-...Ok, now they're just putting these alternate heroes out there before they're ready...