Friday Night Mismatch!

Bahlactus wants fights, but he never said they had to be fair. So imagine Mowgli vs. Darkseid, and you're not far off from this week's match:

Ka-Zar vs. Thanos!One one side, a Nike-wearing noble savage with a lot of guts, a sabertooth tiger and not much else. On the other, an evil Eternal who's been dating Death itself for a while now, no idea when he'll pop the question.
Ouch! First round goes to Thanos. Change of venue, Ka-Zar runs for an open volcano... and jumps!
If he's hoping Thanos'll jump into molten lava, he's sorely mistaken.
PWNED! But wait, what's this? An adrenalin surge?
Oh my God, it's the upset of the year!!! First Lacey doesn't win So You Think You Can Dance, and now this! well, I've sure learned a hard lesson about not betting my entire life savings on so-called "sure shots".