You Know You're Playing Too Much GTA IV When...

...certain automobile models make you turn your head and salivate. Yes, I mean in the real world.

...you actually want to hang out with Brucie cuz he makes you feel good about yourself.

...it's not about whether or not you can complete 100% of the game, but how fast you can do it.

...you see kids and dogs on the street and wonder what they are.

...you're surprised when you see a pigeon fly away.

...you dream about the lollipop girl.

...every incline is a "ramping opportunity".

...when you think about making it with a girl, your thumbs hit an imaginary *A* button.

...you've started cataloging the inane stuff pedestrians talk about on the cellphones.

...headshots, headshots, headshots!