My Comics Sign

Recently, blogging buddy Michael May revealed that he was born under the sign of the Underwater Triceratops (of COURSE!). How? Thanks to the power of the Comics Time Machine, a search engine that throws up every comic published on any given month since 1935. I immediately checked what my own "sign" would be, but waited until my birth date to post it. Here's how I derived it (and how you can too). Input the month and year of your birth, this will throw up the comics cover-dated for your birth month. Choose your favorite or the one you find most appropriate to you (any criteria will do). This is your main Sign. Mine is the Giant Lois.Geeks born under this sign a prone to falling for strong women who could break them in half (otherwise known as She-Hulkophilia), but are generally unable to get them to reciprocate. Giant Loises are generally curious about the world around them and do not fear ridicule, so long as it is on their own terms.

Now, at the top of that page is a link to comics ON SALE during your birth month. Click that and make a second choice as you did the first. This is your ASCENDANT, a secondary sign that has a strong influence on you, especially during your upbringing. Mine is the Iron Maiden.
Geeks born with Iron Maiden ascendant are likely to feel trapped by their circumstance and yearn to escape them. Issues with parental figures (Grannies especially) abound, but once released from the home, Iron Maidens will more fully develop into their true Sign.

What are YOUR signs?