Octopus Looking for New Employment Opportunities

Hi, my name is Topo and I am a versatile octopus. Having been the trusty sidekick of the late, great Aquaman for a number of years, I am now looking for new employment and believe I would be perfect for any position offered by your fine company. I hope you will look at my resumé and immediately see how well I might fit in at __________ Co.

WORK EXPERIENCE
Paramedic

Lie detector

Knife sharpener

One-octopus-band

Archer

Boogie board

QUALITIES
Understanding, kind and good at teamwork

REFERENCES
Aquaman, Aqualad, and a few stiff eels

In the hopes that we will get to work together soon,
Best regards
Topo