Sunday, January 30, 2011

Reign of the Supermen #102: Bruce Wayne Superman

Source: Speeding Bullets GN (1993)
Type: ElseworldsIn Speeding Bullets, the Waynes - superhero comics' most famous parent team - that find baby Kal-El's rocket on the outskirts of Gotham City. They name him Bruce and take him to the movies. Well... you can probably tell where this is going. Thomas and Martha Wayne are gunned down outside a theater by one Joe Chill. And that's when grief-stricken Bruce exhibits super-powers for the first time.
The trauma represses those powers until as an adult, he is once again attacked by a burglar and remembers. Alfred fills him in on the details of that rocketlit night so many years ago, and a mission, nay a legend, is born. Let's just say you don't want a Kryptonian Batman on your ass.
Because this is an Elseworld and not a What If?, other members of the Superman family are magically transposed to Gotham, including Lois Lane and chemically pale Lex Luthor.
In the end, Lois teaches Bruce how to love and he becomes a gentler, kinder Superman for Gotham City:
Ooh, not sure about that costume. Love Eduardo Barreto's art in this book though.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

What If... the Fantastic Four Lost the Trial of Galactus?

Or rather "What if the Trial of Galactus Had Ended in Reed Richards' Execution?" Coming up coincidentally around the time the FF have lost a member. I do say LOST because in no way does FF writer Hickman indicate that said member was killed. Only Marvel's press releases ever intimated such a thing. Not that it would have mattered, not in a world where you can come back from being shot by a sniper in broad daylight. This time, did you see a body? I sure didn't. And as blog buddy Bully went through great pains to show, it's not like it's the first time. And though What If stories didn't really "happen", here's another:

What If vol.2 #15 (July 1990)
Based on: Fantastic Four #262
The true history: Brought to trial by the Shi'ar for having spared Galactus' life, Reed Richards was cleared when Galactus showed up as a witness and summoned Eternity to reveal that the Hungry One had a pivotal role to play in the universe's destiny.
Turning point: What if Galactus did not appear at Reed Richards' trial?
Story type: Team Slayer
Watcher's mood: Torn
Altered history: When Galactus fails to show, Reed is found guilty. This one's for you, Bully:
And in case you missed it, here it is again a few pages later:
Got it now? Reed Richards is D-E-A-D, DEAD! Distraught, Sue Richards convinces the Torch and the Thing to get revenge. They load an impounded Skrull saucer with confiscated weapons from all of the FF's greatest villains and fly off to the Shi'ar throneworld. What they didn't count on was Annihilus' rod doing so much damage:
Who needs the Dark Phoenix? The Shi'ar planet and race and genocided but good and the FF return to Earth ashamed and knowing they have invited retaliation. In fact, Gladiator of the Imperial Guard is the lone survivor of the destroyed planet and he assembles an armada composed of every single alien race ever seen to wipe the Earth right off the face of the Marvel Universe.
However, the Skrulls decide that, having suffered the most when they lost their homeworld to Galactus, they should use the stolen Omni-Wave to destroy the assembled alien fleet and then Earth, making them the greatest military power in the galaxy. On Earth, the Avengers and SHIELD prepare to defend their home when the FF take off to head off the fleet at the pass. Maybe they can reason with it. They first hit upon the Skrulls hiding on Mars' moon Phobos, realize what's about to happen and attack, giving their lives to stop the Skrull stratagem. This is all detected by the alien fleet and Gladiator decides that justice served. Here's another one for Bully:
Earth is spared, hooray!
Books canceled as a result: Only the Fantastic Four. Unless Spider-Man, Ghost Rider, etc. want to get together again (for the first time).
These things happen: They keep killing members of the FF and they keep coming back!

Next week: What if Wolverine Battled Conan the Barbarian?
My guess: Business as usual at 1990s Marvel, right?

Reign of the Supermen #101: Blackout Superman

Source: Superman: The Man of Steel #6 and Superman vol.2 #62 (1991)
Type: The real dealWhat is it with the late 80s - early 90s and Superman losing his mind? First the execution of the pocket universe's Kryptonian criminals causes him so much trauma he splits personalities into another hero (come back Tuesday for that one). He leaves Earth to get better, but returns with an artifact that turns him into the Krypton Man (that was last Thursday). And THEN, an experiment gone wrong zaps his memory and lands him on Dinosaur Island where he can wrestle dinosaurs, marry a cavegirl and - gasp - wear a headband!

My review of that particular side-life HERE. Links... they're like Dinosaur Island; they take you back in time without having to figure out the technology.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Reign 100 Contest: Who's Making That Guy Freak Out?

100 days of Reign, 100 Supermen... It puts me in the mood for a contest!

Taking a page from Bully who, in the last days of 2010, made us believe there were 365 of these, I present details from 20 homages to the cover of Action Comics #1. See that guy FREAKING OUT in the bottom left corner? He showed up a lot. Your mission, should you accept it, is to identify WHO is making each version freak out (in other words, WHO is crashing the car). Since this IS part of the Reign of the Supermen year-long event, there might be one or more versions of Superman in there, so be careful to tell me which (for example, on Action Comics #1, the answer would be the Golden Age Superman). Send your answers via email to siskoid7 (at) hotmail (dot) com, NOT through the comment section (spoilerzzz!). You have until Sunday, March 6th at midnight EST. See the bottom of the post for the prize.
The winner will be the responder with the most correct answers. In case of a tie (such as if more than one person gets every answer correct), I will hold a random draw. The lucky winner will be contacted as asked to name his or her favorite Superman featured in the first 100 days of Reign. I will then create a custom, one-of-a-kind Reign of the Supermen iron-on featuring that Superman and mail it to that winner (in either full-page, I wear my geekiness proudly all over my chest, or in more discreet quarter-page format best suited to girls' t-shirts and breast pockets). And telling us your personal favorite in the comments IS allowed.

The winner will be announced Monday, March 7th! Until then, good luck and don't freak out!

Reign of the Supermen #100: Silver Age Superman

Source: Action Comics #242 (1958) to Superman vol.1 #232 (1970)
Type: The real deal (since retconned)There are really two Silver Ages. There's Marvel's, which featured flawed heroes with personal problems in full-length, even continuing, stories. And there was DC's which embraced the high level of craziness of books like Adventure Comics (the LSH), Haney's Teen Titans, and yes, I think its best poster child, 60s Superman comics. These parallel Silver Ages have things in common: The creation of new characters, the rebirth of the superhero genre, and an emphasis on (completely wrong-headed) science. In the Superman books, the latter was taken to new heights.

A Silver Age Superman story is often 8-12 pages (or else is called a "novel"!) and ends with a twist as contrived as the story's premise. Superman is all-powerful, existing more to foil Lois Lane's attempts at discovering his secret identity than to stop bad guys. Superman isn't used so much as a proper character than as a concept. Stories were frequently ABOUT Superman, as opposed to stories FEATURING him. And so we have a large number of stories that explore his powers and how they might malfunction, about Krypton and what happened/might happen there, about Kryptonian biology and how it can be transformed, about Superman's ability to keep a secret identity with the sole help of glasses and how that silly status quo can be kept in place, and about permutations of the Superman icon like other survivors from Krypton, strange transformations and imaginary stories. The Silver Age Superman stories add a great deal to the Superman "continuity bubble", without really creating a continuity. Lots is added, but nothing ever changes.

I'm part of that segment of the comics-related blogosphere that praises the "pure comics" aesthetic of the Silver Age and the work inspired by it (everything from Kirby's 70s stuff to, say, Scott Pilgrim or Umbrella Academy), and I love to both read and write posts about some wacky, barely justifiable comic book story like Superman Red/Superman Blue or The Two Faces of Superman. And while there are some awesome writers still going that route, the Silver Age keeps on giving. Especially through its Superman books.

Sadly, while DC has given its Golden Age comics its own Earth (and for a good while, integrated it into its sole Earth), it hasn't done the same with the Silver Age. I think they really should. The DCU needs a place where that kind of craziness can exist. Maybe All-Star Superman's Earth?

Thursday, January 27, 2011

My Kung Fu Friday Friends Made This!

We had an improv show last Monday with a really cool video opening created by KFFFriend Ludger "King Boxer" Beaulieu, to the tune of the Police Story theme. Obviously, it is heavily influenced by the Kung Fu Fridays experience. Enjoy!

In addition to Ludger, you can spot Marty "Iron Monkey" Leger, Mathieu "Snake" Chalifoux, David "Joy Luck" St-Pierre and Joelle "Rothrock" Martin, plus the improv kids who don't come round every Friday. Fun!

Reign of the Supermen #99: Krypton Man

Source: Superman vol.2 #41 to Action Comics #652 (1990)
Type: TransformationIt's often been said (and will again) that in the Silver Age, Superman was Kal-El first, and Clark Kent last. Superman was always pining for Krypton, visiting it through time travel or dreams or recreating it with awesome powers as a memorial or other plot device. But what happens when you try that story in the Modern Age?

The answer: The Day of the Krypton Man.

Manipulated by a long-lost Kryptonian artifact whose sole purpose was to recreate Krypton on Earth, and perhaps nudged a little by Maxima's telepathic speed dating invasions, Superman became more cool and logical than a Vulcan and started wearing some Science Guild froufrouwear, keeping to the Fortress of Solitude being serviced by robot attendants. It ends as these things must: After a fight with super alien gladiator Draaga on the moon in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty, the "Krypton Man" brings Ma and Pa Kent to his icy Fortress to tell them his plan to conquer/improve Earth and they bring him back to his humanity. His new costume gets ripped and that makes him wake up and throw the Eradicator into the sun.

And if that isn't some kind of homage to the Silver Age...