Friday Night Fights: Cap in your ass

You know, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby's Captain America stories from Tales of Suspense were little more than 10-page fights, but for some reason, they're works of genius anyway. I could draw from Essential Captain America volume 1 for all Friday Night Fights from now on and never feel like I could be kayoed. Not even by the Great Bahlactus himself!

Let's take a given situation: Captain America has been captured and his feet have been tied together. Uh-oh!!!Little known fact: Cap could have ripped off Iron Man's helmet at ANY TIME and delivered an Aparo Batman Explosive PunchTM. He just chose not to.
Cap can take 'em all on. Pile up?...
...Just an opportunity to beat up more guys all at once!
Cap is trained in many styles from around the world:
Did I mention Explosive Fists of Fury? Oh, I did? Ok, bears repeating, don't you think?
And when it's all over...
...Cap sits down with a good book.
He even READS intensely! HARDCORE!!!