Friday, October 10, 2008

Charlton Love

There's something altogether bizarre about Charlton Comics, and I don't mean that in a good way. Take their view on love, for example. Charlton did have some romance comics, but that stuff leaked into their monster comics too:Oh yuck. And what about King Kong rip-off, Konga?
I don't even want to know why he imagines himself with giant exploding breasts in his dream.

And if you had both together?
No, no. Let's not even think about it. Lalala, I can't hear me. Let's change the subject. Maybe, uhm, sharks?
Aw damn, Charlton! Why would anyone do this?

I guess they got cocky once they managed to predict the line from one of the biggest romantic blockbusters of all time:
With Burt Reynolds on the role of Jack.

Remember, kids:
CHARLTON DOESN'T NEED YER STUPID MONEY!

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