Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Cat of the Geek #54: The Cat in the Hat

Name: The Cat in the Hat
Stomping Grounds: Six of Dr. Seuss' books
Side: Chaos
Breed: Tuxedo Cat
Cat Powers: Dimensionally transcendental hat. Magical clean-up. Disappear without a trace. Amazing equilibrium.
Skills: Eat 5, Sleep 1, Mischief 10, Wit 7, Detect latchkey kids across space and time 8
Cat Weaknesses: Mike Meyers.
Bonus muppet version:

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