Thursday, November 8, 2007

Batman and the Outsiders #3: Pages 20-21

Argentina, please don't steal this post.*

Back at the Orange Grove...
I got the power TAN TAN-TAN-TAN TAN TAN-TAN-TAN... Oh Black Box, you're not just for gay clubs anymore.
Couple of taser hits and the Orange Squad folds. Well, that's what happens when you shop at the discount goon store. And I'll chalk up the fuzzy syntax to Katana's mishandling of her second language.
And above the city, Batman proves he's more than just a big gray valise to be lugged around by pointing to something happening under the helicopter while he is above it. I'm sure line of sight doesn't apply to Batman HeroClix either.
I don't know which innuendo to make fun of first, so I'll let you supply your own joke.
While the others go after the gas bomb (despite being not ready), Batman crawls towards spinning propeller blades thanks to handy handholds on the Orangecopter's back (because clearly, he's ready for anything).
Is it emitting a loud beep I'm not hearing or is Metamorpho as prescient as Batman?
I guess he is. You know, without coloring, Rex might as well be a Metal Man.
Triple threat: Prescient, Metal Manish AND quite good at keeping his gas contained. He's available ladies. I haven't see Sapphire in this series yet.

Next: The climactic conclusion AND Agent Orange's Who's Who entry!

*Edit: Well played, Argentina, well played.

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