Showing posts with label Green Arrow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Green Arrow. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

5 Animated DC Characters That Are Way Better Than They Ever Were in the Comics

Caution: I've had this post idea for a while, and now that DC has rebooted its entirely line, the animated versions of practically EVERY DC character stand a good chance of being better than their comic book counterparts. That's why I'm saying "ever", taking into account all possible continuities.

While Marvel Comics has been dominating the big screen, DC has long held the gold standard on the small one, in particular through animated shows. Bruce Timm's work on Batman, and its ensuing legacy, has set the stage for clean, simple distillations of DC's superhero properties, wonderful reinventions that have somehow eluded comic book writers and artists. Here then are five of my personal favorites, in order of appearance. I've skipped over anyone who appeared in cartoons first, but feel free to add them (or anyone else you think deserving) in the Comments section.

Mr. Freeze
Show: Batman: The Animated SeriesThough I'd seen Freeze in an issue of Who's Who, it was really Paul Dini who put him on the map in the award-winning episode, "Heart of Ice". Suddenly, he's being played by Arnold in a major motion sickness picture, and showing up in all the video games. Still, even after his accession to the A-list, he was never as soulful, sympathetic or (I'm gonna say it) cool as he was in the Batman animated series.

Brainiac
Show: Superman: The Animated Series
I can't believe it took that long to make Brainiac a real part of the Superman legend, and had it happened earlier, we might actually have seen him in a Superman film pinch-hitting for Luthor. A Kryptonian computer intelligence, this Brainiac has a vested interest in Superman (in a sense, he's a little like the Eradicator). He plays a role in dismissing Jor-El's findings while secretly working to escape from the doomed planet, makes his way to Earth, absorbing the knowledge of every world he encounters, and tries to take over the world. Not the alien invader, nor the robotic skeleton, nor the circus psychic, nor the various combinations of these, but a true legacy character that is indivisible from his continuity's Superman.

Slade (Deathstroke)
Show: Teen Titans
Doing away with the terrible codename was the first good decision the makers of Teen Titans made for the character, but it only went up from there. From lame mercenary assassin to criminal mastermind, Slade is at once the mystery man behind most of the bad things that happen, a hand-to-hand fighter on par with Robin, a Dr. Doom-type who sometimes turned out to be a robot double, and eventually, a man who sold his soul to the devil for even more power. I HATE Deathstroke and I LOVE Slade. That says something about the power of the Titans cartoon show.

The Question
Show: Justice League Unlimited
Granted, the various versions of the Question in the comics are already pretty good - Ditko's original mystery man, O'Neil and Cowan's conflicted zen Buddhist, you might even count Rorschach in there - however, the Question as a conspiracy nut is a character I wish they'd introduced in the comics. Not only are his theories a real hoot, but his ability to see connections where he shouldn't is an interesting and seldom seen wrinkle for superhero books. And then there's the weird romantic relationship with the Huntress. He would be awesome even without Jeffrey Combs' voice.

Green Arrow
Show: Batman: The Brave and the Bold
I know fan wisdom would have me name Brave and the Bold's Aquaman in this slot, but I dare say, as fun as the series' Aquaman is, he's not necessarily "way better than he ever was in the comics" (I've been a big fan of several incarnations, in fact). For my money, I've got to give it to Green Arrow, a character that hasn't had a good story arc in decades. Gone are the hypocritical politics, the bad relationships and the (ugh) killer arrows. They've regressed Oliver Queen to his Kirby days (before the beard) when he was basically a Batman rip-off, and used that to fuel a healthy competition between the two characters. He's the cocksure one in green.

Who do YOU prefer on the small, animated screen?

Friday, September 9, 2011

New 52: Week 1 Batch 2

The second half of this week's new DCU books contains a fair number of obscure, quirky and non-superhero books, and to me, THIS is where the New 52 experiment will succeed or fail. It's one thing to revamp big franchises that are likely to benefit from name recognition, but if DC really wants to attract new readers, it's got to put out (and ACTUALLY MARKET) books that appeal to readers who don't really care for the superhero genre. Think Sandman in the late 80s and early 90s and how it brought in a large number of new (and female!) readers. I'm still of the opinion that to get new readers, you need to stop it with the low-value, relatively high-priced monthly rags already, but perhaps the e-format will do the job. The question now is, are the "alternative" any good, and can they be embraced by "alternative" audiences?

Animal Man #1
Not surprisingly, Jeff Lemire knows how to do both realistic family drama and creepy fantasy-horror AND do them well. His Animal Man has a weird, indy feel that seems to stand at the nexus of what Morrison, Milligan, Veitch and Delano did with the character previously, drawing on the best elements of each. Travel Foreman's art is expressive and quirky, perfect for that contrast of the every day and surreal horror imagery. He is weakest with the pure superhero pin-up shots, but Buddy Baker's new costume is pretty terrible and generic, so it'd probably be weak even if Foreman was as comfortable with superheroes as he is with everything else. Thankfully, that's not really the main focus of the series, but rather the rise of an ancient power in the Earth's morphogenic field, and Buddy's daughter Maxine's dark, developing powers. To me though, half the attracting to Animal Man is in how his powers are used. Good news! Lemire is awesome at that. When Buddy took cats' super-napping ability to fall asleep quickly, I surrendered my heart to the book immediately.
Don't call it a reboot: Looks like Buddy was never a member of the Justice League. It's possible past Maxine stuff from the Vertigo days has been expunged as well.
Upgrade? This is the best Animal Man stuff since Morrison's.
Will read? Definitely. This is right up my alley.
Recommended? Lemire does the right thing by introducing us to Animal Man in a faux-magazine interview on the first page. Easy to get into. If you like horror, you will like this. If you have a family, you will like this. If you like indy films, music or art, you will like this. If you like good comics, you will like this.

Batwing #1
"Africa's Batman" seems like the sort of idea that wouldn't support more than a mini-series, but the potential demonstrated in the first issue makes me wish it survives a bit longer than that. I found the character of Batwing immediately likable, especially his relationship with police colleague Kia Okuku, a rare honest officer he's trying to keep honest. The efficiently introduced supporting cast also includes Matu Ba, an Alfred figure that used to work for a child rescue organization. There's enough here for me to resent Batman's guest-appearance, even if I respect the idea that a series like this needs a but of midwifery (but if you're not going to announce it on the cover...). Writer Judd Winick also makes good use of the African continent, its politics and the realities of the Third Wold, while also injecting a back history that includes African superheroes. The art by Ben Oliver has a photo-real painterly style that reminds me of Invincible Iron Man's Salvador Larroca, at least as good with action beats, though better at representing facial expressions. The unmotivated angled panels are an unfortunate tic of his (Alpha Flight 0.1 was the same), so he has some work to do as far as composition goes, but this is a fairly good-looking comic with a slick movie feel.
Don't call it a reboot: Set up in Batman Inc., there hasn't really been time for him to develop anything a writer would want to reboot.
Upgrade? Didn't have a series before.
Will read? It's a good start. I like the setting and the characters introduced. I will keep reading for now.
Recommended? It's not perfect, but I think Batman fans (a group that includes a lot of non-comics readers) looking for something a little different, or readers who are interested in African politics, could find their due here. Though if you're the latter, you're better off looking for the latest Unknown Soldier trade collections.

Green Arrow #1
J.T. Krul was writing it before, and he's writing it again. Any change? Well, this Green Arrow seems to come with a bit less baggage and fewer chin hairs, and in exchange moves to Seattle (more DC books seem to take place in real world cities, trading away something that was unique about the DCU for... what?), where Queen Industries becomes an Apple analog (get your Q-pad now!). Oliver has some computer experts working for him behind the scenes which makes me wonder if a lot of books will spawn their own versions of Oracle now that she's become Batgirl again. I find nothing objectionable about the comic - which isn't a guarantee with Krul - and I've always enjoyed Dan Jurgens clean superhero style, but it's all rather ordinary. I'm intrigued by Green Arrow operating on the international stage (here in Europe), but the bunch of super-powered villains introduced evoke something out of X-Men, where characters are basically just their powers (drug-induced rather than genetic). I certainly don't want the new DCU to get mired in the mud of past continuity, foregoing new adversaries in favor of yet another re-invention(TM), but no one sticks out here, giving the whole thing the feeling of a generic archer superhero book you might have seen from Malibu, Image or Dark Horse in the early 90s.
Don't call it a reboot: I don't know how much of past GA continuity has been wiped, mostly because I wasn't reading the previous series, but the status quo has certainly changed.
Upgrade? Like I said, can't be sure. The art one the previous series wasn't bad either, so Even Steven, I guess.
Will read? I might check out a few more issues, but unless it shows a willingness to be more than standard superhero fare, I'm gonna get off the bus pretty early.
Recommended? The Smallville look might attract new media-conscious readers, but I see nothing spectacular enough to hook them for good. Not one to hand out for free in school yards to get them while they're young.

Hawk & Dove #1
I feel bad for writer Sterling Gates. I liked his Supergirl work, and here his script shows promise, but he's been saddled with Rob Liefeld whose art has little redeeming value. Somehow, the opening action sequence manages to be dynamic, perhaps in part because colorist Matt Yackey has attempted to give the often blank backgrounds some depth. The sequence, while exciting, doesn't bear close (or even mid-distance) scrutiny, and the talking heads in the back half of the book are even weaker. Gates laces in some soap opera threads, like a connection between Dove and her predecessor and Hawk's father, but we don't really get to the villain in the first issue. Is it me or have the New DC 52 to date done a poor job of introducing their respective threats? Darkseid is behind the scenes in Justice League. The JLI and Hawk&Dove fight minions controlled by God knows who. There are a number of last page antagonists (here and in JLI, and the Dollmaker, and Midnighter, and even Superman himself). Can't say there's much of a "done-in-one" approach at the New DC.
Don't call it a reboot: Looks like maybe Dawn has only recently been turned into Dove, nullifying the previous H&D series, but it's hard to say. The action does pick up from Brightest Day, with Dove and Deadman as lovers. Too bad, because Boston Brand's appearance in the book muddles the basic premise and makes it harder for non-comics fans to get into it.
Upgrade? No. I wasn't really reading Birds of Prey where H&D were appearing, but you won't get me to say being drawn by Liefeld is anything but a downgrade.
Will read? Keeping an eye on it because of professional curiosity, but ultimately waiting for Liefeld to get behind on his art and leave the book in better hands.
Recommended? I just can't. I wish nothing but the best for Sterling Gates, but I can't show a Liefeld comic to someone except to laugh at it, and that's not gonna grow the comics fan base.

Men of War #1
The first true "genre book" on tap, Men of War could conceivably attract the attention of soldiers here and abroad, an important segment of the fan base since WWII. The main story, by Ivan Brandon and Tom Derenick follows the exploits of Sgt. Rock's grandson, Joseph Rock, on the cusp of becoming a Sergent himself. He's hard and nails and doesn't want the leadership position he's a natural for. Instead of any specific war, this Rock serves in a special ops unit and could conceivably see action all over the world. To tell you the truth, I was a little ambivalent after the first issue. I found the action a little confusing and didn't care for the few characters Brandon gave a sort of personality to. I'm also quite ambivalent about unknown superhumans crashing this military story. The role of the soldier in a superhero world definitely has potential, but it gets us away from the genre and betrays the promise of true variety in the line. The book loses even more points with its Navy SEALS back-up by Jonathan Vankin and Phil Winslade, the first third of a story riddled with more clichés than bullet holes, with characters that are essentially there only for info-dumps and slinging military jargon around. Waste of a good artist, really.
Don't call it a reboot: It's not.
Upgrade? The only war comics of recent years have been at Vertigo, and they've mostly been good (I'm including DMZ in the mix). Men of War doesn't reach
Will read? I'm curious as to how they plan to integrate the military into superheroics, but I'm afraid I probably won't stick around for long.
Recommended? Superheroes/military comics is NOT chocolate/peanut butter, at least not in this case. Fans of either will find the book wanting.

O.M.A.C. #1
Keith Giffen is the worthy inheritor of Jack Kirby's artistic tradition, but in OMAC he really goes for the tribute (just look at characters' mouths, for example) without losing his own style. It's not just the art or high-action sensibility, but Giffen and DiDio also draft in Cadmus and its cast of characters, adding build-a-friends to the usual DNAliens, merging the future of the original OMAC series with present-day DCU trappings. OMAC isn't Buddy Blank, but Kevin Koh, a man turned into a nearly-mindless One Man Army Corps by the orbiting Brother Eye (who reads like Skeets gone bad). He'll take your life over, but also take messages from your girlfriend. Yeah, it's got the kind of humor Giffen is known for. Is DiDio mostly scripting? In any case, a fine collaboration, this weird, action-packed SF story. I WILL have to get used to OMAC's tropical fish fin, which I currently HATE. I'm actually hoping OMAC's transformations will vary, as will the amount of control Kevin will have over the "creature".
Don't call it a reboot: Cadmus now has an above-ground presence, and elements from OMAC's world are 'ported in as well.
Upgrade? Considering the last OMAC iteration was the overused, sleeper agents built by Batman (of all people), yes, this is a massive upgrade of the concept.
Will read? I wasn't particularly enthusiastic when it was announced, but call me a convert!
Recommended? I do recommend it, though I fear it may be too strange for the casual reader, both in art and story. Might be a good one to hand over to a fan of Kirby's who's dropped out of comics since the 70s though. An open-minded SF fan would also enjoy the concepts.

Static Shock #1
Cards on table here - I've never read any Static comics or even seen the cartoon show. So I'm coming to this as fresh as the "new readers" DC wants to attract. Static seems to be the New DCU's answer to Spider-Man, a teen hero with electrical powers and cutting edge technology, quick with the humorous banter, and the potential for personal problems. He's got a dad who won't let him get his license, sisters who pick on him, and a job at a hardware store where everyone thinks he's a juvenile delinquent being given a second chance (a neat "secret identity" thing, what with his secret HQ under that very store). Another hero removed from a fictional city, Static has left Dakota behind for New York. His mentor is Milestone Comics' first hero, Hardware, who acts as a combination of Alfred, the movie Lucius Fox, and Oracle, all from a distance. Hardware is the only Milestone comic I read for any length of time, so I'm glad to see him here. Writers Scott McDaniel and John Rozum pack a lot into the issue, including connections to STAR Labs and a number of villains with a hidden agenda, and McDaniel's art is correspondingly more detailed (the work of his inkers?), though his rough cartoonishness still prevails. Overall, a fun and likable effort, the science-based powers coming off as sort of educational in a Flash Fact way.
Don't call it a reboot: Milestone experts may be able to tell.
Upgrade? Static has appeared in the Teen Titans since Milestone was imported, but those comics had nothing but a bad reputation. I'm gonna say getting a solo series trumps that.
Will read? Count me in for the foreseeable future.
Recommended? I can safely recommend this book for readers looking for fairly light-hearted teen adventure, in particular if they liked the animated series or, indeed, if they're Spider-Man fans. The big question for me will be whether the line can support both Static Shock and Blue Beetle, which share many similarities.

Of these seven series, there are two I find very exciting, two I find more than competent, and three I wouldn't recommend. +4 series I like better than Justice League #1, for a total of 10, if you're counting. But what did YOU think? Especially if you're not usually a comic book reader (off-chance?).

Monday, February 7, 2011

Reign of the Supermen #110: Kal-El, Green Arrow

Source: Action Comics #314 (1964)
Type: Alternate timelineFor the last time, Amalgamonday takes a look at Jor-El's forecasts. What if baby Kal-El was sent to a different planet and coincidentally became a carbon copy of a Justice Leaguer?

This week: Becoming Green Arrow
Landing site: Ntann, a "backward world whose civilization has made little progress" orbiting a red sun.
Adoptive parents: A kindly couple make good foster-parents, but Jor-El is a bit worried about their lack of scientific training.
A new life: Kal-El grows up to be the world's best archer, but it's not enough for him. Like his biological father, he is a gifted inventor and creates a plethora of trick arrows. However, when asked to use them in an attack against a neighboring village, he refuses, warns the village, and then exiles himself in the forest rather than see his work used for evil.
Final score: B

According to Jor-El, "no one from Krypton's great civilization would ever be happy there". Science Guild snob! I wonder what he would have thought of his boy growing up on a farm in Kansas...

Monday, January 10, 2011

And Then There Was That Time the Joker Tried to Be the Green Goblin

An Amalgamondays extra!

You know the Joker is crazy because in no way does Green Arrow correspond to Spider-Man. (Though a Black Canary/Gwen Stacy Amalgam could be nice... ok ok, I'm just thinking about it through fishnet lenses...)

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Superman versus the Looney Tunes

Superman & Bugs Bunny, a crossover between DC and Kids WB that might as well be called JLA & Looney Tunes. Writer Mark Evanier and Joe Staton (channeling John Bogdanove, as far as I'm concerned) use Mr. Mxyzptlk and the Wackyland Do-Do to bring the two worlds together. But I hear you asking: Who wins?

That's an EXCELLENT question, and the ONLY REASON TO WRITE THIS POST!

Flash vs. Speedy Gonzales
Wally's too startled to do much running after the Mexican Mouse, and later even lets both the Road Runner AND Wile E. Coyote pass him. Small comfort knowing that coyote winds up dying in Animal Man #5. ADVANTAGE LOONEY TUNES!

Batman vs. Daffy Duck
They never really meet, but they do get Amalgamated into the Duck Knight. Daffy's not as handy with the utility belt, but read that panel. One more reason why George Clooney can't play Batman? ADVANTAGE LOONEY TUNES!

Green Lantern vs. Marvin the Martian
Oh Kyle... ADVANTAGE LOONEY TUNES!

Aquaman vs. Yosemite Sam
Sam's got canons on that there boat. Aquaman can talk to fish. But doesn't. Also points off for pointing his harpoon at Tweety and not firing. ADVANTAGE LOONEY TUNES!

Plastic Man vs. Pépé LePew
Plas turns into a cat, so obviously he made himself a target. And no one can resist Pépé. The French Moufette knocks out some toy-mech pilots and the best Plas does is get pulled into a trampoline by Speedy. ADVANTAGE LOONEY TUNES!

Green Arrow vs. that damn singing frog
A running gag for most of the story. GA is too preoccupied by proving the frog can sing and dance to ever pull an arrow. INCREDIBLE ADVANTAGE LOONEY TUNES!

Superman vs. Bugs Bunny
Despite the title, they hardly interact. Supes has some face time with Foghorn and gets Amalgamated with Elmer Fudd of all people. The Wast Son of Kwypton does interact with Bugs and proves why he would never survive as Superman: Too many L's to pronounce. DOMINATION LOONEY TUNES!

Ok, ok, fine. In point of fact, they're all really fighting the Toy-Man, but who ever cared about him, eh? I have to say, the mini-series misses quite a few opportunities when it comes to match-ups. Why isn't the Martian Manhunter paired with Marvin? Or Black Canary with Tweety? Catwoman and Sylvester? It could have gone beyond the JLA of the time. Wonder Woman never gets a proper match, nor does Foghorn Leghorn (I'm not saying they should be together), though I did appreciate the appearance of even the most obscure of Looney Tune characters.

Mini-critique: The worlds just don't mesh well despite Do-Do's and Myxzptlk's impish plans to bring them together. The Looney Tunes do everything we've seen them do 1000 times before, which is far less charming without the animation. And where they're exactly what you expect to the point of boring you, the superheroes aren't at all like themselves, idiots all. Superman's afraid of Yosemite Sam? Kyle, a graphic artist, acts like he's never really seen a cartoon. And they can't handle a C-lister like Toy-Man without the cartoons saving their asses. Too bad.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A Satellite Era Post, Cuz I'm Not Made of Stone

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #218, DC Comics, September 1983
Justice League of America, in the early 80s, was a real bastion of trad superhero comics. Straightforward stories with straightforward art. Doesn't it make it bad! In fact, reading this issue now, I was reminded of the Justice League cartoon, and that's never a bad thing. Heck, this is just a "treading water before Justice League Detroit makes its appearance", and the current "Satellite Era" has nothing on this.

The issue starts out aboard the JLA satellite where Hawkman and Elongated Man are letting their hair down and playing some kind of 3D ship fighting game on the computer. When Wonder Woman arrives to relieve them from monitor duty, that's just Ralph's cue to... SHOOT HER IN THE ASS!
That's what I call a fun-loving League. Sexual harassment was only a glint in some lawyer's eye back in 1983.

Anyway, the plot centers around that crazy android inventor, Professor Ivo, using robots to grab physically fit people from across the globe. Unfortunately for him, one of the people picked up is the Black Canary. Well, it's not like the JLA is gonna take that sitting down. I love it when Wonder Woman gets first blood:
But then she gets shot in the face (she's gonna ache at both ends tomorrow). Still, the trail of clues leads Elongated Man to guess that the Metropolis marathon might be a major target for these androids. (And it will be - straightforward, remember?)

Meanwhile, Black Canary learns about Ivo's scheme. He plans to use physically fit people's DNA to rejuvenate himself. See, his immortality serum has developed... complications:
Yow! That's something even botox can't fix! The androids do attack the marathon, but the heroes head them off at the pass. One punch from Superman rips one of these dudes in half, but they're very lucky with their headshots and take him down (see, told you it was like the Justice League cartoon). After they take out Green Arrow's bow, what is the guy to do? Well, how about some teamwork from another lesser light in the team?
Love it when underrated heroes get their licks in! Speaking of which, Hawkman has in the meantime traced the androids transmissions to Ivo's base, so he goes there with Wonder Woman and Aquaman. Bam! As soon as they arrive, they're downed by a trio of androids, but Wonder Woman isn't knocked out. That's just about where she decides to kick some ass with the only maneuver that has ever made me find her invisible plane cool:
Then she deviates a laser beam into an android's face and throws Aquaman towards the water before taking another shot in the noggin. The water'll wake him Aquaman up and then he'll use a pretty funny maneuver himself. He calls some turtles over, has them carry a downed android into the ocean, jumps for it and dresses up in the android's costume. Good thing Ivo didn't make these guys to look like Johnny 5 from Short Circuit! Using this subterfuge, he gets into their control center and smashes everything. The androids are out for the count.

Only one page left? Damn! Things have got to be resolved (straightforwardly!). Ok, so that tool Red Tornado smashes Ivo's DNA machine and makes a speech about Ivo losing the last of his humanity if he commits these murders. Cue tears. Roll credits.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Is Every Archer a Loser?

JLA #8-9, DC Comics, August to July 1997
Undersog Week continues with an early story in Grant Morrison's maverick Justice League of America run.

Grant Morrison remembers the Silver Age. In the Silver Age, Justice League stories were strange. Naively strange, perhaps, but strange nonetheless. It just so happens that my man Morrison is the King of Strange. He'll take your Silver Age concepts and twist them in a Gordian knot for you to enjoy all over again. And look at that second cover, isn't it a joy? In the 60s, the Justice Leaguers were always turned into finger puppets or trees or whatever. They make a great key chain too.

So what Silver Age madness has Morrison put inside the comic? Well, how about a little thing called the "imaginary story"? This is the thing that, after Bobby Ewing woke up on Dallas, fell out of fashion so that most comics would have to put "Not a dream! Not an imaginary story!" right there on the cover. Which made those stories, like, you know... REAL! But Morrison revels in that kind of stuff.

Our story opens on a perfectly intact Krypton as young Kal-El becomes a Green Lantern. See? That's some imaginary shit, right there! That never happened! How could it? Ok, I'll tell you: An old JLA villain by the name of the Key is looking to unlock some more of his mental potential and has hooked the Justice League up to a virtual reality machine. Each of them is experiencing an "imaginary" scenario and once they defeat that scenario and wake themselves up, it'll give the Key a surge of power that'll make him a god. Only in a Grant Morrison comic would the villain's goal be for the heroes to win.

So you've got Superman as a GL, GL as a Qwardian action figure, the Flash with a quicksilver covering that ties him to the speed force, an elder Batman married to Catwoman and overseeing the careers of a Tim Drake Batman and a Bruce Jr. Robin, Aquaman in a flooded New York battling Manta raiders, and my personal favorite:
1960s mod Wonder Woman kicking a zombie nazi in the face!!!* Don't know about you, but I think that's what Wonder Woman should always be about. Great Indiana Jones version of Steve Trevor, too:
Back in the real world, the new Green Arrow, Connor Hawke, has been invited to the Justice League Watchtower to see if he'd make a good member. Like his dad, he's just a very accurate archer. Unlike his dad, he uses real arrows, not those stupid trick arrows that would never work in real life. So of course, Morrison has him lose his arrows at the start of the story, which forces him to fight the Key and his robots with trick arrows from a trophy case.

They're not all explosive arrows either. Boxing glove arrows. Handcuff arrows. And...
Boomerang arrow! And he has to beat a guy who just put down 6 Justice Leaguers! He comes to terms with his father's arsenal: "Only a madman could use this equipment. Only a genius could use it. I'd better decide which I want to be, fast." And when push comes to shove, when the Justice League wakes up and the Key is about to enter the Cosmic Lock...
"It all seems so ridiculous." "That's what I would have thought too." I love it when the "littlest hero" saves the day. I really do. If they all happen to be archers, so be it.
*This sentence has been Chris Sims-approved!

Monday, August 25, 2008

Legion Try-Outs Week

ADVENTURE COMICS #247, DC Comics, April 1958
Sit back, this'll be a long one. First, the week's theme: It's the start of the school/college year and time to try out for all those sports, debate, improv teams, to audition for school plays, etc. AND Legion of 3 Worlds just came out. How this led to "Legion Try-Out Week" is a little fuzzy, but that's what you're getting.

The Legion of Super-Heroes has many traditions, and one of these is try-outs. It makes you believe you could be in the team if only you worked hard enough at your super Xbox skills. There are a number of things that can happen at a try-out. Through the week, checkmark them at your leisure:

a) A hero with a really lame power will be rejected.
a2) Said hero may or may not prove his worth and be accepted after all.
b) A powerful hero will be rejected for having the same powers as another member.
b2) Said hero may or may not turn out to have one lame power no one has and be accepted after all.
c) A hero will turn out to be a villain and will be rejected.
c2) Said "hero" will instead be accepted and THEN show his or her true colors.
d) The established Legion will be real jerks to the hero trying out (hey, you think the cool kids are bad, imagine if they had super-powers).

I'll go through various eras of the Legion, but let's start at the beginning, shall we? Adventure Comics #247 is their very first appearance, and right off the bat, the cover makes me wonder why Cosmic Boy is wearing a helmet. Maybe it's to protect himself from Superboy's punch after he disses him: "Your low score on the tests we gave you proves your powers are too ordinary!"

It all starts with an act of cruelty as the three founding members of the Legion go back in time to Smallville to meet their idol, Superboy. Each one in turn calls him Superboy while he's Clark Kent, or Clark when he's Superboy. I met one of my idols once. You know what? I didn't try to screw with his head. I guess I'm just not Legion material. They soon reveal their real identities and bring him to the 30th century:
Conveniently labeled, each hero has a different super-power. You know it's super because it says so right there. Another reason I can't be in the Legion is that I only have regular Thought Casting. Ok, so they want Superboy in the club, but he's got to abide by the club rules, which means he has to be tested by each Legionnaire in turn. It'll be closer to a hazing.

Cosmic Boy turns on the "Television Trouble-Finder" (what we call CNN) and finds a sunken statue. First to get to it between Superboy and Saturn Girl. The Boy of Steel is delayed by a renegade Superboy robot, so Saturn Girl has no trouble summoning a sea monster to raise the statue of "the Unknown Spaceman who first explored Venus". Saturn Girl laughs at him, Nelson-style ("Ha, ha!") and then Cosmic Boy, a teen from the enlightened 30th century, tells him: "You lost out on your first task... and to a girl!" Next? Up against Cosmic Boy to stop a forest fire. But wait...
Superboy should really stop using his super-senses. Each time he's on a mission, he notices something wrong somewhere else. He throws the satellite into a volcano, while Cosmic Boy uses his magnetic eyes to splash iron meteors down into a lake and flood the entire forest. Umm... ok. That's one way to do it, I guess.

Superboy and Lightning Boy (eventually, Lightning Lad) head for a spaceship in trouble, but again, Clark is waylaid by another danger: an invisible eagle that is a threat because, quote, "rocket-liners may bump into it without seeing it". Superboy analyzes the situation with his super-brain and comes to the conclusion that this is a worse danger. His solution is even more brilliant: He flies around with an iceberg until the cooling air creates frost on the invisible bird. Don't worry, Lightning Boy's solution to his quandary is even more stupid, relying on "electric sky writing... visible for a million miles".

Superboy is three times a loser, and well, that's just makes him cry:
And only then does the Legion reveal it was all a joke and his three side-missions were the real test, all dangers created by the Legion itself. Is it me, or are these kids more dangerous than helpful?

TRY-OUT CHECKLIST: D

But wait! There's more! That was only 12 pages worth! Adventure Comics had two other strips going, and after reading them, I just have to say something about them. First is a story starring the pre-beard Green Arrow and the pre-heroin Speedy about 13 superstition-based arrows GA has to use in the span of a day so a dead millionaire's money will go to his favorite charity. It's mildly entertaining despite the crazy premise, but there are two moments I especially like. First is the A.P.B. sent by the police...
"Two hoodlums wearing jackets..." It's winter, everybody must be wearing coats, but Green Arrow knows his stuff. He can spot a hoodlum a mile away. "THERE THEY ARE!" Turns out to be them, too! That cap is a dead giveaway. Yellow pants must be a crime too.

My other bit comes at the end when the real bad guy tries to get away... in Green Arrow's Arrowmobile! Just goes to show you never leave the keys inside your super-vehicle. I'm sure Batman learned that lesson early.

The last strip stars none other than Aquaman. Readers of these pages know I'm one of his biggest supporters, so the question is: Did he kick as much ass in the 50s? You be the judge. The story revolves around a bomb that has fallen into the ocean and must be brought to military ship to be disarmed within 3 hours or it will contaminate the entire ocean. To get there in time, Aquaman will have to take a lot of dangerous shortcuts. Though he'll mostly do this with the help of his finny friends (the bomb is too heavy for him to move alone), he does take a page from Days of Thunder:
Yes, Aquaman swims so fast, it creates a wind tunnel behind him which speeds the bomb in his wake. He also uses whales to tow it, electric eels to blast rocks into a whirlpool, giant lobsters (umm... what?!) to carry it over islands, swordfish to get it over reefs, phosphorescent fish to light the way through fog (though how they're sticking to the side of that whale is anybody's guess)...
...has it carried through the Maracot Deep by the least sea-worthy prehistoric sea monster (huh?) I've ever seen...
...and like the kick-ass madman that he is, uses an abandoned Roman galley in the Sargasso Sea (wha??) to CATAPULT THE FRICKIN BOMB the rest of the way. Hey, a whale cushions the fall with a spout of water, so what are you worrying about?

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Crisis Death Sticky, Part II

Continuing with Tuesday's discussion of just how permanent deaths in Crisis on Infinite Earths have turned out to be, let's dig into the last three issues of the series. Let's start with a shocker:

PsimonGetting your brain blasted to bits by Brainiac should have taught him not to keep behind fragile glass, but dude was still walking around with a glass dome in Salvation Run. I'm really not clear on how he survived that. Or how he might survive the Joker smashing his head in his latest appearance.

Starman II
The caption says he's dead, but that didn't stop James Robinson from bringing him back like all the other Starmen. He's currently appearing in the mind-numbing atrocity that is Rann-Thanagar Holy War.

Immortal Man
Despite his name, he sacrificed his existence so that the universe could live. Oh irony.

Aquagirl
Tula actually dies off-panel a few pages later, from Chemo poisoning the ocean. As far as resurrections go, we've had a couple of false alerts, most notably her appearance in the Tempest mini-series (doppleganger screwing with Aqualad's head) and when Brother Blood resurrected her to fight the Titans more recently (laid back to rest). Since she's been replaced by Lorena Marquez, it's safe to assume she's well and truly dead.

Mirror Master, Icicle and Maaldor the Darklord
Not a strong finish for these villains. Grant Morrison's Scottish version is now the proper MM, so don't expect a resurrection. Icicle was also replaced by a younger version. And Maaldor? Like a lot of villains from the pages of DC Comics Presents (he only fights Superman if Superman has a buddy), there's not much call to bring him back.

Angle Man
The only casualty of Crisis #11, Angle Man tried to angle himself out of the universe and gets fried, attracting a good number of DC's detective stars. With Wonder Woman's reboot, he was reimagined as Angelo Bend. Same character? Might be.

Dove
The Emo Prince of Pacifism was soon replaced by a more interesting female Dove. All of his call-backs have been false alarms. There's no place for a non-violent hero on today's comics, I guess.

Lori Lemaris
Superman's mermaid girlfriend is another victim of the Anti-Monitor's shadow demons, but Superman's reboot gave her the chance to live again, and die again in Infinite Crisis, and then possibly live again. Like Tritonis, also destroyed in this issue, she's not fish'n'chips yet.

Green Arrow I
So Peacemaker lives, but the Golden Age Green Arrow dies? Face it, if you were an Earth-2 "duplicate" and your fate wasn't yet sealed, you were pretty much assured to get killed in Crisis. Sadly, I liked him better than "our" Oliver Queen.

Prince Ra-Man
Who? A mystic hero who fought Eclipso a number times, he was really Mark Merlin, trapped in another dimension but using the Ra-Man body to fight evil on Earth. So it's entirely possible that this is only the death of a particular body. Ed Brubaker brought back Mark Merlin in his Batman run, Grant Morrison had a Ra-Man entity in his Zatanna, and according to Sword of Atlantis, his supporting cast is shacking up with Sea Devil Dane Dorrance, so I guess he's still around. Character return of 2009??

Clayface IIRendered inert in Crisis, others would show up to take Matt Hagen's mantle, some with his powers, some not, but his only comeback is as a member of Mudpack, where a tiny bit of him is basically held standing by a fork. Best use of mortal remains ever. Also killed in the above panel is the...

Bug-Eyed Bandit
Famously, Marv Wolfman claimed he killed the Bandit off because he “couldn’t be part of a company that would print [them].” A recent appearance in All-New Atom turned out to be a hoax. His son now operates under his old moniker.


Ten-Eyed Man
The other Wolfman mercy killing. Hard to see here, but he's in that shadow bubble getting roasted. The Ten-Eyed Man never returned, but 52 introduced the Ten-Eyed Men of the Empty Quarter, a tribe who can see through tats on their fingertips. Wolfman, meet Morrison.

Kole
A Wolfman creation, her principal use was as a love interest for Jericho (hahaha), so he put her out of her misery as well. She later returned alive and well without explanation, then doubt was cast on the story (Monarch-related, best not to get into it), and then finally came back as one of Brother Blood's zombies (see Aquagirl). So I guess she was dead all along. May she stay that way.

Robin I
Like Green Arrow I, Earth-2's adult Robin was a sure shot in the death pool.

Huntress II
Huntress was too, by virtue of her parentage. As the daughter of Earth-2's duplicate Batman and Catwoman, how could she exist? Retconned as a mafioso's daughter whose family was killed in front of her eyes, she's had a good run, been a member of the JLA, the animated JLU (where she rocks hard) and the Batman Family. She's currently starring in a frankly excellent Year One mini-series.

Sunburst
For a character I'd initially met in New Adventures of Superboy, he looks pretty well preserved here. Well, for a dead guy. The ubiquitous Grant Morrison put a new guy - a celebrity hound - into the suit and powers in Doom Patrol, but the original is gone.

Wonder Woman II
Setting up her reboot, Diana gets fried by the Anti-Monitor (Crisis is really harsh on the DCU's iconic heroines). Of course, if this is her erasure from continuity so that she can be "born again", why didn't Superman suffer the same fate? This one wasn't going to stay dead for long.

Anti-Monitor
Villains born in crossover events have limited usefulness. The big threat needs to be defeated, and then can't reappear in smaller stories. So it came to no surprise when the Anti-Monitor got fragged (great hero moment for the Golden Age Superman, though). He showed up as a prop in Infinite Crisis, and later was revived as a member of the Sinestro Corps. Killed again, he's set to become the first Black Lantern and head an army of zombies (thus becoming the catalyst for the resurrection of many other characters, I'm sure).

Somehow, the Golden Age versions of Wonder Woman and Superman survive (though the former would promptly be retconned out). Superman I, Lois Lane I, Superboy-Prime and Luthor Jr. get exiled, their fates to be revealed in Infinite Crisis (for good or ill).

Crisis on Infinite Earths Death Tally
Permanent: 17
Overturned: 18
Ambiguous: 5